
Photo: Mini-Me (Rich, John, Jane, Lynn, Lynne and Mini-Me)
Top 10 reasons you know you are a horseperson;
| Your horse gets shoes more often than you do. |
| You go to work in a business suit, and someone pulls hay out of you hair. |
| You see the Vet more often than your doctor. |
| You consider a golf course a waste of good pasture. |
| You say "Whoa" to the dog. |
| You clean the barn more often than the house. |
| All your clothes have horsehair on them, even if never worn to the barn. |
| You hate posing for pictures unless you are on your horse. |
| Your truck looks like a bomb exploded in a tack shop. |
| All of your jacket pockets are lined with hay. |
| The Weather Station is your favorite TV show. |
| You wouldn't dream of sending Christmas Cards without horses. |
| The Concept of sleeping in on weekends has faded from memory. |
| Your tired/tense/workday headache disappears as soon as you hit the barn. |